The Original Big, Bad Home Sale

Bells, TX is a great place to live! I’m gonna miss it But, my job is taking me away and I have to move…FAST. I hate playing the waiting game with realtors:

• List the house.

• Pray you get some showings.

• People coming in and out at the worst times.

• Sweat out the offer and negotiations.

Nope, not for me. I’d rather sell my house for a lot less and get it over with!And, I don’t want to move all this stuff! Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got some great stuff:Big Screen T.V., Maytag Neptune Washer and Dryer, 3 Computers, Complete Exercise Room Equipment including Gold’s Gym and even a Gazelle!

Forget about Ebay and Craigslist DFW!
Can you see a trend here?? When I decide to do something, I do it! Get it over with. Cut your losses….Instead of listing each of these items on Ebay and Craig’s List Dallas and going through the tedious auction and shipping process, We’re going to have the BIGGEST, BADDEST HOME SALE EVER...Right here in Bells, TX.I’m selling my house and everything in it to the highest acceptable bidders. In just a few weeks, I’m going to open my doors and let everybody in. There’s going to be unbelievable prices on everything. It’s also going to be a ton of fun! I promise you there will be lots and lots and lots of people. That’s why I’m setting up the Priority Notification List (PNL). Sign up for now for the PNL to make sure you get First Chance to pounce on the best deals.Here’s what you’ll get by getting on the Priority Notification List right now:

• Invitation Only Sale - I will open the doors for PNL members before anybody else. You’ll get a chance to steal my best stuff before everybody else even sees it.

• Special Discounts - Prices will be EXTRA LOW during the PNL Invitation Only Sale. Buy it first, Buy it cheap. Everybody else will pay more. This is a no brainer! Why not get on the FREE PNL NOW??!!

• Sneak Previews and Bonuses - You’d be silly not to sign up for the Priority Notification. PNL members are going to get advance information of EVERYTHING I have to sell. Videos, pictures, descriptions. You’ll get to see everything way before the sale. This will give you a chance to research the items, ask questions and maybe even make offers, (…I’ll have to give that one some more thought!)

• Special Announcements - I’ve got some real exciting stuff planned. And it’s all going to be announced first on the Priority Notification List. If you’re not a member, you won’t know as much as the other guy. It’s FREE. Sign up NOW!

That’s enough for today. Here’s a quick summary:

• I’m Moving.

• I’m Selling my House and all my Stuff.

• The BIGGEST, BADDEST HOME SALE EVER is going to be a ton of fun

• You will SAVE LOTS of MONEY

• You need to sign up right now for the Priority Notification List to get the best deals.